| Gim Choon さんのプロフィールHideoutフォトブログリスト |  ツール  ヘルプ |
|
1月12日 FEAR AH BLUE !!!!!Ok the beginning part of this post might not seem related to the title but just read on...
Few days back I saw Yet Terng's nick saying he has insomnia(problem sleeping)..... At first I told him to consult a psychologist, but he just said lazy..... Then later on, I thought of a better idea.... Consult AH BLUE.... This guy is amazing I tell you... Just simply amazing..... He is an apostle sent by the heavens, bestowed with the powers of ........................SLEEPING!!
Yea you heard me right.... sleeping. He HAS to sleep at 6 pm everyday. He can just look at the watch and say...... "Oh Damn! It's 6, I need to take my nap" when he is completely awake. And once he sleeps, there's no telling when he will wake up. There was this incident where my friends tried to wake AH BLUE up because he was going to be late for class. First they kept shouting, then they tried shaking him, and in the end, when all means fail, they started stepping on him. Still.... he didn't wake up, and probably his survival instinct took over, his body activated his self defense mechanism....... He chased everyone out of his room with fart..... It was so smelly that everyone ran out but AH BLUE still continued sleeping happily in his room. There you've seen it, his powers of sleeping. Therefore i asked Yet Terng to consult AH BLUE, or maybe try sleeping in AH BLUE's room since maybe it was the conditions that enables AH BLUE to sleep in peace. Yet Terng immediately rejected my suggestion..... He said AH BLUE's room is filled with bak zhang and body odor smell.... OMG imagine that..... fart + bak zhang + body odor = toxic Yet Terng would probably die in his sleep if he slept in AH BLUE's room... The cause of death in the autopsy report after the coroner cut him open would probably be GAS POISONING They would probably quarantine AH BLUE's room and take AH BLUE as a test subject to see how he survived those harsh conditions.... But of course, one would be immune to his own weapons, just like a snake is immune to it's own venom, AH BLUE is immune to his own poison gas. AH BLUE would be the new revolution of biological weapon. He would make the most advanced countries' biological warfare look like toys....
AH BLUE would become a legend, his organization would just send him alone into a battle, and there would be no survivors except him.... People would die on the spot due to the poison clouds that surrounds him.... Bullets would probably melt before reaching him due to the poison clouds and IF the bullets DO reach him, he has his natural buffer body armor... His powers would probably wipe Hiroshima and Nagasaki of World War II out of the textbooks.... 
He could also probably use Pyro's abilities just like in X-men...
except that he puts the lighter at his butt..... But then again, he would be sleeping and be too lazy to walk around in the battle field, so he would most probably be dropped from a bomber plane into an enemy territory... The result would be catastrophic.... You know how the ground cracks and forms a mini crater in dragon ball when Goku flexes his muscles
That would probably be the same case....
Now that you have seen AH BLUE's power ...... you should FEAR HIM!!! Be Afraid!!! Be VERY Afraid!!!! 1月3日 Tears of Nicholas.....Here we are once again about Nicholas and Lin Pei.....
Lin Pei has left for the United States to further her studies even though her beloved Nicholas is still here....
Some of us as true friends have purposely arranged a trip to Penang once more to give Nicholas an excuse to say good bye to his Beloved Lin Pei.....
Sadly, Nicholas couldn't bear to say goodbye to his lover, and refused to go on the trip as he didn't want to see Lin Pei's tears...... and to escape reality, a reality where there is no Lin Pei in his life.
So he continued to maple as his frens went on to Penang to say bid their farewell.....
So guess what he did?
On the day of Lin Pei's departure, Lin Pei waited at the check in gate till the last minute, and sadly, seeing no sign of Nicholas, she checked in.
But little did she know, that on the highway 100 KM away from there, Nic was driving as fast as he could to reach the penang air port on time so that he could see his beloved once more, before she leave for the states.
Sadly, fate is cruel and Lin Pei has already boarded the plane by the time Nicholas got there.
Then Nic snapped......
Without a care in the world, he crashed his car through the fences onto the take off lane and found Lin Pei's plane....
He sped along the plane as the plane was about to take off, and miraculously, Lin Pei was sitting at the window seat and so happened looked out at the right time.
A drop of tear trickled down Lin Pei's flushed cheek as Nicholas blow a good bye kiss to her..... and there it was, a tearful goodbye of our ADP's love birds......
is what I would like to say, but all that was too 'drama' for them, so Nicholas is currently still escaping reality by playing Maple Story........ 12月5日 PerspectiveSigh was so bored during the holidays that I was forced to watch some drama that my brother downloaded.
Though I don't find it half bad, liked some of the OST.
But after watching the drama, I realised something about how we judge people.
There isn't actually a right or wrong in most situations, what is assumed right is what the Majority Point of View is.
Just like if everyone is crazy except for 1 person, that 1 person would be called crazy instead.
There was one particular scene from the drama that I watched that left me with mixed up feelings.
The Crown Prince of a certain country would give up his position and everything for the woman he loves.
One can view the Crown Prince as an irresponsible and selfish person who leaves everything behind for his woman.
But on the other hand, one can also see him as a man who would sacrifice everything, power, fame, fortune, you name it, for the woman he loves.
When it comes down to it, it all depends on which angle we choose to see a situation from.
My friends say that I have been corrupted by the evil ways of drama but I feel that, eventhough its all made up, we have something we can learn from dramas. 11月27日 ENGLISHNo no I am not here to teach you how to speak proper english....
My own english is pretty fuked up so who cares...
For those who likes Homonyms, enjoy ^^
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto 16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The 2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subjecâ€\Ãwâ'¬Ã« t financially impotent 4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness. 8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 9. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, 10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action. 12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a 14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and 15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. And the pick of the literature: 11月21日 SpinHaha not spin the bottle but the song Spin by Lifehouse.
Started listening Lifehouse songs after seeing one of my Nub guildies msn nick so went and downloaded all the old songs.
Of those songs I like Spin the Best XD
Why? Probably coz of the music or maybe even the lyrics ...
Lifehouse - Spin
I'd rather chase your shadow all my life
Than be afraid of my own
I'd rather be with you
I'd rather not know
Where I'll be than
Be alone and convinced that I know
When the world keeps spinning round
My world's upside down
And I wouldn't change a thing
I got nothing else to lose
I lost it all when I found you
And I wouldn't change a thing
No, you and I wouldn't change a thing
Everything I know has let me down
So I will just let go
Let you turn me inside out
Cause I know I'm not sure
about anything
But you wouldn't have it any other way
When the world keeps spinning round
My world's upside down
And I wouldn't change a thing
I've got nothing else to lose
I lost it all when I found you
And I wouldn't change a thing
No, you and I wouldn't change a thing
Spinning turning watching burning
All my life has found its meaning
Walking crawling climbing falling
All my life has found its meaning
When the world keeps spinning round
My world's upside down
And I wouldn't change a thing
I've got nothing else to lose
I lost it all when I found you
And I wouldn't change a thing
No, you and I wouldn't change a thing
No, you and I wouldn't change a thing
使用中のカテゴリはありません。
|
||||||
|
|
